When I was at WalMart earlier, a guy much fatter than myself walked by me.
The first thought in my mind was "that son of a bitch!"
It's like, here I am, doing everything I can to get as fat as possible and someone strolls along who completely outclasses me! Puts things into perspective: I have a LOT of work to do.
When I left I drove on over to McDonald's and ordered two McGriddles instead of the one I usually get when I'm on the go.
Whoever that man was, THANK YOU! You've instilled in me a sense of competition and I hope one day our paths cross again, because if and when they do, I intend on being much heavier than you my friend.
1 year
